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The only way you can jump in the first level is where the yellow arrow is pointing. What the hell?
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level 0 is just a tutorial for people to figure out how to play.
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It's too damn buggy. I'd beat the first person, and then the next person would knock me out in one hit, doing 40 damage. This is just one example.. This happened several times. Please debug this game! Otherwise it's pretty decent.
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But I was slightly disapointed. I'd like a little more customization ability next time, kind of like you see witht he top notch dress up games: You cna change the individual clothing items and such.
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But the books are good. good movie, btw. Did you notice that Jasper looked like a retarded edward scissorhands?
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The scores arn't directly proprtinate to intelligence, coorrect? I got a score of 5, so i hope not.. lol, good game.
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It was good, but I could swear that I've seen this exact game, or one almost exactly lke it, somewhere before...
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Great concept, fair execution. I like the interactivity aspect. Kind of reminds me of the "Seduction" games a little bit.... the animation was decent, too. I hated how the sex was, though. It looked too..... fake, if you know what I'm getting at. It was more like you're shoving the penis behind a layer, rather than into something. It was a little sketchy, too.
The control scheme left much to be desired. It was a little hard to use the mouse like that. It also hurts after a little while. The levels got a little dull. I did like her asking for more positions, thoguh. That was great.
Here's how you can improve: make the sex animation more fluent. Add in more positions. I'd highly reccomned a revision of the control scheme, like using the left and right arrow keys alternatley to go in and out. Also, to liven up the levels a little bit, make the positions unlockable. The farther into the game you progress, the more positions you unlock, and the harder it becomes to please the woman. That would give us something to work for.
Overall, it was a fair game. I love the idea, and look forward to an improved version of this.
Author's Response:
I was looking at your profile yesterday, I forgot how i got there, but just by your user page pictures, I knew you'd find this game LOL.
About the shoving behind a layer I know just what your talking about that wont happen again ( i was being lazy >.>; ) Originally I was going to implement different desired speeds thats why I had the mouse thing going. Not sure how arrow keys would work into that but I can add it in. But yes a better version from scratch. Thanks for the reply~
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I like the game, but what's with all the advertisements? That gets a little annoying, having to look at ads after every level. Maybe add a feature in your next game where you can skip the ads.
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Haha funny. Nice joke. "Dead". Gotcha. He sure is "Dead". I didn't know Wade knew how to drive.
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Yeah, it's truly funny to laugh at my dead brother.
Thanks for the helpful review.
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cool game. Simple, yet difficult and fun.
Oh, and I'm going to beat your high score.
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